Despite the negative season, the statistic in which Man United humiliates Man City and Liverpool

While some may paint a gloomy picture of Manchester United's season, the numbers tell a different story. In the battle of the big three, United reigns supreme when it comes to losses in 2025.

The Stats: A Humiliating Reality

Let's face it, stats don't lie. Manchester City, with their "super team," have stumbled to six defeats. Liverpool, despite their perch atop the Premier League, have suffered five. Meanwhile, our beloved Red Devils? A mere four losses. Talk about a masterclass in damage control!

City's Collapse: A Pep Catastrophe

Oh, how the mighty have fallen! Pep Guardiola's "invincible" City have been anything but in 2025. Six losses? That's almost as many trophies as they'll win this season! It seems their oil money can't buy them victories anymore. Maybe they should try investing in some decent defenders.

Liverpool's Meltdown

As for Liverpool, their title charge seems to be unraveling faster than a cheap sweater. They may be top of the league, but their trophy cabinet is looking rather bare after their Champions League exit and EFL Cup flop.

United's Resilience: A Testament to Tenacity

Meanwhile, back at Old Trafford, we're enjoying a resurgence. We're still marching on in the Europa League, and our Premier League form is on the up. Sure, we've had our ups and downs, but at least we're not collapsing like our noisy neighbours or our Merseyside rivals.

Fernandes's Brilliance: Leading the Charge

A special mention must go to our "all-rounder" Bruno Fernandes. He's been a midfield maestro, orchestrating our revival with goals and assists galore. With Bruno pulling the strings, we're a force to be reckoned with.

So, while City and Liverpool lick their wounds, we're looking ahead with optimism. We're on the up, our rivals are on the down, and the future looks bright for the Red Devils.

In the battle of the big three, Manchester United has emerged victorious when it comes to minimizing defeats. We've shown resilience, our rivals have shown their frailties, and we're laughing all the way to the top.

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